Very entertaining. It's good to read a philosopher for once being rhetorical. Keep up your battles against the narrow-minded.

[I don't have to do this, but I'm afraid that I have to confess that I'm worse than a panpsychist, I'm an idealist.]

If you have time I'd be interested in your thoughts on how we avoid the Hard Problem unless we adopt some version of panpsychism or idealism. Either in an article, or you could point me in the direction of anything you've already written. [You're probably familiar with Goff's book Galileo's Error. He is forced to go down the panpsychist route.]